You ought to know Mr. Mistoffelees! The Original Conjuring Cat-- (There can be no doubt about that). Please listen to me and don't scoff. All his Inventions are off his own bat.
There's no such Cat in the metropolis; He holds all the patent monopolies For performing surprising illusions And creating eccentric confusions.
The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mr. Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn. Presto!
And we all say: OH! Well I never! Was there ever A Cat so clever As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!Reduce-Reuse-Recycle