Magical Mr Mistoffelees

Gina

You ought to know Mr. Mistoffelees!
The Original Conjuring Cat--
(There can be no doubt about that).
Please listen to me and don't scoff. All his
Inventions are off his own bat.

Woody

There's no such Cat in the metropolis;
He holds all the patent monopolies
For performing surprising illusions
And creating eccentric confusions.

Mooon

The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees' Conjuring Turn.
Presto!

Tchouk

 And we all say: OH!
Well I never!
Was there ever
A Cat so clever
As Magical Mr. Mistoffelees!

Reduce-Reuse-Recycle

I told you Mr Stanker was a Magician!